Fascinatingly Illogical

Title: “Lonely Rivers”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: NC-17
Timeline: 2037, AU!future as shown in episodes 4.01, 4.07, 4.08.
Summary: Lord Hal has a unique proposal for the War Child. She’s not interested but it might end up becoming her only option. [Hal/Eve, Hal/Cutler]
Warning: dub-con.
Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Quotes from “Fahrenheit 451” by Ray Bradbury, “Decades” by Joy Division, “Ulysses” by James Joyce.

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Title: “Ausencia”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: NC-17
Timeline: AU!future as shown in episodes 4.01, 4.07, 4.08.
Summary: To save humanity the War Child must die. Eve found a loophole but humanity isn’t as grateful as it should be. Sequel to Lonely Rivers. [Hal/Eve, side Hal/Cutler]
Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Title is Spanish for absence.

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Title: “Mary, Queen of Chance”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Timeline: post-series 4
Summary: Their arrangement is not two plus one. It’s three. [Alex-centric]
Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Title from “To France” by Mike Oldfield.
A/N: I’ve been wanting to write an Alex fic for ages. This is basically plotless and pointless but… oh, well. XD

( Never find you )

Past, Perfect Tense: Back in the fifties, Hal was cruel temptation. Now it’s Cutler’s turn to return the favour. [Hal/Cutler, Cutler/Rachel; NC-17]

Sleep Twitch: The first month together doesn’t go as planned. Except there was never any plan, and some would say it could have gone worse. [Hal/Leo; R]

Whatever fetish I decide myself to cast you in: The rules of Hal’s games are unclear and one game always leads to another. It’s the price of being with Hal, and Cutler pays it gladly. [Hal/Cutler; NC-17]

Medley Relay: The snippets of the story of one Agent Colin Sparks, from a kid with ideas to the ghost in grey. [Colin Sparks; PG]

Tales of the Revolution: In 2037, few people remember the house in Barry where the War Child was born and even fewer know what happened to it. The truth is, the house is still there, serving as a beacon of hope for those who oppose the revolution, be they vampires, werewolves, or ghosts, due to the efforts of one Adam Jacobs. These are their stories. [OCs, Becoming Human trio; R]

Unforgivables: half-fanfic, half-fanmix about two powerful organizations of the Being Human world: "men in grey" and "men with sticks and rope". [Arthur, Colin Sparks, Anthony; G]

While the Fields Are Burning: A routine investigation of a vampire attack leads a man in grey to wonder about the victim’s motivations. [Maggie Cutler, Declan Pryce; G]

Title: “Rewritten By Machine”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG-13
Timeline: AU!future as shown in episodes 4x01 and 4x07
Summary: The 2030s come in a flash, bring blood, war and a bogus messiah, and take away Hollywood and the meaning of life. Hal thinks they’re mostly great.
Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Lyrics quoted from “Forbidden Fruit” by Nina Simone.
A/N: This was supposed to be my fill for dune_master’s request: Video Killed the Radio Star, but it turned into something weird and strangely musical along the way. The title is from the requested song, though.

We can't rewind, we've gone too far

Title: “The Pinnacle of Being Alive”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG-13
Timeline: post-Series 4 finale [SPOILERS]
Summary: It is difficult enough to manage one vampire on the wagon. It is next to impossible to manage two. Hal tries it anyway. [Hal/Cutler; sequel to Being Cruel Was Such A Cool Thing To Do]
Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Title from “God & Satan” by Biffy Clyro.
A/N: I’m afraid this might grow into a series. O_o Thanks to shirogiku for giving me ideas!

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Title: “Blood Beats Black”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: R
Timeline: 1950 [Spoilers for Episode 4x07]
Summary: Cutler’s first week of being a vampire. Or a poor excuse for one. [Hal/Cutler, Cutler/Rachel]
Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Title from “Bloodbeat” by Patrick Wolf.
A/N: Cutler’s background story pretty much made me cry and want to give him a hug. Then this came to pass.

( My blood beats black tonight )

Title: “Say It and Go”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Timeline: post-Episode 2x03, “The Reichenbach Fall”
Summary: Mycroft wants John to forgive him after Sherlock's 'death'. Somehow it feels necessary.
Disclaimer: Sherlock belongs to Steven Moffat, Mark Gatiss and the BBC.
A/N: as prompted by cristo_nara in this post.

( distance is fine, i know you can't care )

Title: “Passacaglia”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: New Caprica
Summary: Caprica Six arrives to New Caprica looking for the man she loves. What she finds is a ruin. [Gaius Baltar/Caprica Six]
Disclaimer: Battlestar Galactica belongs to Ronald D. Moore, Glen A. Larson and Sci-Fi.
A/N: for the prompt “BSG; Baltar/Six (any version); we won't know until we get there” by dune_master as prompted in this post.

( We won't know until it's too late )

Title: “Meant to Go ‘Round In Pairs”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Timeline: early Season 1
Summary: She makes him want to rise above what he is, but it’s not that easy. [Angel/Buffy]
Disclaimer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon and Co. Title from “Summer Breeze” by Emiliana Torrini.
A/N: I actually dislike this pairing but I do love them as separate characters. I’ve been rewatching BtVS and this sort of came along.

It might have been a while...

Title: “Heads and Hearts Roll”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG-13 [some disturbing imagery]
Timeline: Season 7/post-series [minor spoilers for SPN 7x13, “The Slice Girls”]
Summary: Lucifer gets pro tips on being somebody’s hallucination. [SPN/BSG crossover; vaguely implied Lucifer/Head!Six, Lucifer/Sam]
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke and the CW. Battlestar Galactica belongs to Ronald D. Moore, Glen A. Larson and Sci-Fi.
A/N: I’ve been marathoning BSG lately and somehow got this insane idea.

( God has a plan )