Fascinatingly Illogical

Since I obviously suck, I'm only posting this now. Some of you, awesomest people in the world, have already got their cards; others haven't. But I thought you might want to have your gifts typed up too (since my handwriting is evil, after all))). I'm sorry for all the delays, typos and other issues. You guys are brilliant. May the year 2012 be as brilliant for you as all of you are in general! <333

Disclaimer: All shows, movies and books belong to their respective creators. I'm just invading their sandboxes for a while without making any profit.

Title: “The Burdens of Sin”
Author: Shaitanah
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: G
Timeline: post-Season 5
Summary: for the prompt “sometimes Satan sins, and sometimes–” by kalliel. [Michael, Lucifer]

( Sometimes Satan sins )

Title: “In The Long Run”
Author: Shaitanah
Fandom: The Inheritance Cycle
Rating: G
Timeline: post-“Inheritance”
Summary: for the prompt “freedom” by helike. [Thorn, Murtagh]

( Freedom is a lonely thing )

Title: “Don’t Worry, Be Happy (According to D. Winchester)”
Author: Shaitanah
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: G
Timeline: Episode 7x08, “Season 7, Time for a Wedding!”
Summary: for the prompt “something about that wedding” by cristo_nara. [Dean]

( Marrying Becky was not the scariest thing Sam could have done )

Title: “It Just Goes With the Fashion”
Author: Shaitanah
Fandom: Merlin
Rating: G
Timeline: indefinite future
Summary: for the prompt “chaos” by eaivalefay. [Merlin, Arthur]

( Pink is my new obsession! )

Title: “Entourage”
Author: Shaitanah
Fandom: Thor
Rating: G
Timeline: post-movie
Summary: for the prompt “bittersweet” by amcw177. [Thor/Loki]

( For every hero there is a villain )

Title: “Because”
Author: Shaitanah
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: G
Timeline: early Season 6
Summary: for the prompt “One peaceful moment in the middle of the chaos of war” by gwaevalarin. [Castiel, Balthazar]

( Just because )

Title: “Give Thy Thoughts No Tongue”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: R [consensual sex with a minor, angst, mentions of drug use]
Timeline: AU for Episode 5x04, “The End”
Summary: In 2014 Claire Novak becomes the most wanted person on the planet. She is the girl who carries the grace of the last angel on earth. [Dean/Claire, implied Dean/Castiel]
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke and the CW. Title from Hamlet by William Shakespeare. A few quotes are taken directly from the episode and thus belong to Ben Edlund.
A/N: I’m listing sex with a minor as a warning b/c I can’t find any information on how old Claire actually is. I’d be more comfortable if she was 18, but if she was, say, 10 in 4x20, that’d make her 16 in 5x04, I think.



I was careful, but nothing is harmless...

Title: “Screwball”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: indefinitely post-6x22
Summary: Some time after Castiel ceases to be a God, he struggles to fit back into his human family. Meanwhile, Sam thinks he is becoming invisible, Dean is tired, Bobby grumbles, and monster souls are running amok. [mild Dean/Castiel]
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to CW and Eric Kripke.
A/N: This is really (and I do mean really) disjointed, weird and basically plotless.

( I told you to be balanced, I told you to be kind... )

Title: “All the Way to the Bottom of the Wishing Well”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG-13
Timeline: future!fic [spoilers for 6x21, “Let It Bleed”]
Summary: Ben is off to do some soul-searching. And some people-searching. And to kill some bad things along the way.
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke, CW, etc. Title from “The Wishing Well” by The Airborne Toxic Event.
A/N: I talked to jayazz, and this one wrote itself. I don’t even… ugh.

( Like a coin that's been tossed in the wishing well )

Title: “The Soil Bound Us Together”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: Episode 6x22, “The Man Who Knew Too Much”
Summary: The life and death(s) of a Winchester.
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Erik Kripke, CW, etc. Title from “Handlake Village” by Takida.
A/N: “What do you read, my lord? – Words!” © And yes, I LOL at the epigraph. I believe it’s a good joke.

( This is Sammy )

Title: “Dead Don’t Talk”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: post-5x22, “Swan Song”
Summary: Sam learns from Lucifer. Lucifer learns from Sam. [very vague spoilers for Sam’s “condition” in early season 6]
Disclaimer: Kripke is God. Everything belongs to him.
A/N: Fighting my writer’s block every way that I can. ;) Oh God, it took me almost a year to write this. O_o e-nara, THANK YOU!

( Meanwhile, elsewhere... )