Fascinatingly Illogical

Title: “when i wanted the roaches dead”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: current arc [SPOILERS for all released chapters up to 577]
Summary: People who want to kill each other talk first. It’s tradition. [implied Sasuke/Naruto]
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Title from “Cruelty” by Lucille Clifton.
A/N: for the prompt “Naruto; Sasuke/Naruto; ribcage” by ylmik_wisty as prompted in this post.

( Disarm you with a smile... )

Title: “It’s a Sure Shot, Honey”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: pre-manga [SPOILERS for the current arc, 498–onwards]
Summary: The less heroic snippets of the two heroes’ life together. [Minato/Kushina]
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Title from Sex Never Goes Out Of Fashion by Garbage.
A/N: For once I wasn’t late writing it, but I am late posting it. XDD I wrote it before Chapter 501, but I don’t think the last segment conflicts with it. Also, this turned out more like a series of fragments, and they can be read separately and out of order, I suppose.
Dedication: Happy sliiightly belated Birthday, Magi! <333 Hope you’ll enjoy this!

It's a sure shot, honey

Title: “One-Track Mind”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Summary: Some people should just learn to keep their mouths shut.
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. So does Kishimoto Masashi himself.
A/N: Don’t… ask. >_<

I still have that blasted writer's block

Title: “Fireflies”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Summary: 10 mini-drabbles starring various Naruto characters. Meme snagged from tsukihara.
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi.
A/N: I sort of bent the rules a bit because I just can’t write 15 words. I tried to keep them all shorter than 50 at least. Also, I clearly have an impaired understanding of genres. Blame it on my being a canon Nazi among other things.

1. Write down the names of 10 characters.
2. Write a fic of 15 words or less more for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.

1. Naruto
2. Karui
3. Suigetsu
4. Madara
5. Hashirama
6. Sasuke
7. Shisui
8. Sakura
9. Itachi
10. Kakashi

Fireflies

Playing a Game in the House that I Grew Up In [Alice in Wonderland; Alice/Hatter; prompt: saw you in one of my dreams/wind knows where to find me/crocodile teapot/27 meaningless questions/crackbread] for artsatalex

Pathology Pathos [Naruto; SasuKishi; prompt: psychopathy/insanity] for hope_assassin

Reasoning [The Inheritance Cycle; Thorn; prompt: idiot(s)] for helike

Lil' Bit of Plotting [POTC; rum/Jack; prompt: infatuation and/or addiction] for hope_assassin

Title: “Semantics”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Summary: The Author gains the upper hand for once. Or does he? Spoilers up to 478 [semi-RPF, crack, implied KishiSasu] Please R&R!
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Kishimoto Masashi obviously also belongs to Kishimoto Masashi.
A/N: Taking a break from studying for an exam I won’t pass anyway. XD

Heaps of hopeless ansgt

Title: “Out of the Sky”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: R (overall)
Timeline: post-394; post-451 (epilogue)
Summary: Post-394 AU. Sasuke wakes up incarcerated; his only company – a faceless inmate, his only goal – to break free. But why does it feel like he’s heard that voice from the other side of the wall so many times before? [Itachi and Sasuke; gen] Please R&R!
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Story title from Pablo Neruda’s Almost Out of the Sky. Lyrics from You by Richard Siken.
Dedication: this is and has always been for my dear friend helike. <3
Special thanks: to artsatalex (she knows why); helike (for believing in me); industrialgirl1 (for listening to my constant blabbering); R.G. Waffles (for writing the most incredible reviews I’ve ever had the pleasure to receive).
A/N: Well, that’s it, sweeties! Thank you so very much to everyone who’s read and reviewed this story (one of the few stories of mine that I’m [tentatively] proud of). It’s been an insane journey of a year and half. I never expected to get so many reviews for it, and I’m immensely grateful to everyone who left them. You’re all incredible! <3 *hugs*


Out of the Sky

Title: “As Children”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: chapter 459 (spoilers)
Summary: Madara looks at Naruto and sees someone else.
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi.
A/N: This overly emotional act of beating the air is deliberately confusing and choppy. Read at your own risk. XD

As Children

Title: “Bark at the Moon”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: various
Summary: Snippets of the life of Uzumaki Naruto of Mount Oinari of the Land of the Rising Sun, the Nine-Tails’ child and prankster extraordinaire. [Drabble tag to No Major Harm]
Disclaimer: Naruto Pilot Chapter belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Words generated by Random Word Generator, except for the last one, which is courtesy of artsatalex.

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