Fascinatingly Illogical

Title: “when i wanted the roaches dead”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: current arc [SPOILERS for all released chapters up to 577]
Summary: People who want to kill each other talk first. It’s tradition. [implied Sasuke/Naruto]
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Title from “Cruelty” by Lucille Clifton.
A/N: for the prompt “Naruto; Sasuke/Naruto; ribcage” by ylmik_wisty as prompted in this post.

( Disarm you with a smile... )

Title: “Getting Away With…”
Author: Shaitanah & Dune_Master
Rating: PG
Summary: 10 mini-drabbles starring various Prison Break characters.
Disclaimer: Prison Break belongs to FOX & Paul T. Scheuring.
A/N: We started this collab hell knows when, but it took me ages to do my part. I’m still uncertain about a few things, but to hell with it. Here goes. ;)

1. Write down the names of 10 characters.
2. Write a fic of 15 words or less more for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.

1. Gretchen Morgan
2. Lincoln Burrows
3. Paul Kellerman
4. Sara Tancredi
5. Alex Mahone
6. T-Bag
7. LJ Burrows
8. Brad Bellick
9. Fernando Sucre
10. Michael Scofield

( Getting Away With... )

Title: “After the Fires”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: hypothetically post-series 3 [spoilers for all aired episodes]
Summary: “They took turns at not noticing. It was Merlin’s turn.” Finding out about Merlin’s magic was one thing. Coping with it – now that’s something Arthur isn’t entirely sure he can manage.
Disclaimer: Merlin belongs to Shine and BBC.
A/N: Blame the occasionally weird and choppy style on my reading too much of Annie Proulx. And yes, this is my first normal story in what, 4–5 months? Aren’t we all proud of me?

fragments of Merlin embedded into his every waking hour

Title: “Good Courage”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Summary: Yukimura discovers a new way to communicate with Masamune. [implied MasaYuki, implied ShinShin]
Warnings: Bad poetry, raping the English language, guaranteed to make your soul burn brilliantly.
Disclaimer: Sengoku BASARA belongs to Capcom, Production I.G. and whatnot.
A/N: Even vacation didn’t rid me of my horrendous writer’s block. But I did write some crack. XD Never mind bad poetry, it’s SanaDate after all!
Special thanks: to artsatalex for co-writing the poems with me and being an inspiration in general. <3

Lilies in winter

Title: “Say Goodnight and Go”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Summary: Yukimura wishes he had two hearts, one for each. [Yukimura/Masamune; SPOILERS for Episode 2x04]
Disclaimer: Sengoku BASARA belongs to Capcom, Production I.G. and whatnot. Title from Goodnight and Go by Imogen Heap.
A/N: This is weird, disjointed, depressing and, well, go read it already. ;)

do you believe in ghosts?

Another one from the prompt post.

Title: “Succession”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Timeline: post-movie
Summary: For every action, there is a reaction. John Preston learns it the hard way. [very mildly hinted Jurgen/Preston if you squint the hell out of your eyes]
Disclaimer: Equilibrium belongs to Kurt Wimmer and Dimension Films.
Prompt: consequences for dune_master.

For every action, there is a reaction

Title: “Forget About Love”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Summary: The Author fails at being the villain of his own story and learns that True Love is the force to be reckoned with. Spoilers up to 470 [semi-RPS, crack, implied KishiSasu, implied SasuNaru/NaruSasu, SakuNaru, HinaNaru] Please R&R!
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Kishimoto Masashi obviously also belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Who Kishimoto Seishi belongs to is debatable, but probably to the S&M chick from Blazer Drive.
A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KISHI-SENSEI (AND KISHI-2)! Get off the pot, will you? XDDD This is dumb, inconsistent (like Kishi’s brain), not funny at all and is in no way meant to offend any of the shippers or the Kishi brothers.

Things go out of control at sasuxkishi!

Title: “Out of the Sky”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: R (overall)
Timeline: post-394; post-451 (epilogue)
Summary: Post-394 AU. Sasuke wakes up incarcerated; his only company – a faceless inmate, his only goal – to break free. But why does it feel like he’s heard that voice from the other side of the wall so many times before? [Itachi and Sasuke; gen] Please R&R!
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Story title from Pablo Neruda’s Almost Out of the Sky. Lyrics from You by Richard Siken.
Dedication: this is and has always been for my dear friend helike. <3
Special thanks: to artsatalex (she knows why); helike (for believing in me); industrialgirl1 (for listening to my constant blabbering); R.G. Waffles (for writing the most incredible reviews I’ve ever had the pleasure to receive).
A/N: Well, that’s it, sweeties! Thank you so very much to everyone who’s read and reviewed this story (one of the few stories of mine that I’m [tentatively] proud of). It’s been an insane journey of a year and half. I never expected to get so many reviews for it, and I’m immensely grateful to everyone who left them. You’re all incredible! <3 *hugs*


Out of the Sky