Fascinatingly Illogical

Title: “Lonely Rivers”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: NC-17
Timeline: 2037, AU!future as shown in episodes 4.01, 4.07, 4.08.
Summary: Lord Hal has a unique proposal for the War Child. She’s not interested but it might end up becoming her only option. [Hal/Eve, Hal/Cutler]
Warning: dub-con.
Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Quotes from “Fahrenheit 451” by Ray Bradbury, “Decades” by Joy Division, “Ulysses” by James Joyce.

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Title: “Ausencia”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: NC-17
Timeline: AU!future as shown in episodes 4.01, 4.07, 4.08.
Summary: To save humanity the War Child must die. Eve found a loophole but humanity isn’t as grateful as it should be. Sequel to Lonely Rivers. [Hal/Eve, side Hal/Cutler]
Disclaimer: Being Human belongs to Toby Whithouse and the BBC. Title is Spanish for absence.

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Past, Perfect Tense: Back in the fifties, Hal was cruel temptation. Now it’s Cutler’s turn to return the favour. [Hal/Cutler, Cutler/Rachel; NC-17]

Sleep Twitch: The first month together doesn’t go as planned. Except there was never any plan, and some would say it could have gone worse. [Hal/Leo; R]

Whatever fetish I decide myself to cast you in: The rules of Hal’s games are unclear and one game always leads to another. It’s the price of being with Hal, and Cutler pays it gladly. [Hal/Cutler; NC-17]

Medley Relay: The snippets of the story of one Agent Colin Sparks, from a kid with ideas to the ghost in grey. [Colin Sparks; PG]

Tales of the Revolution: In 2037, few people remember the house in Barry where the War Child was born and even fewer know what happened to it. The truth is, the house is still there, serving as a beacon of hope for those who oppose the revolution, be they vampires, werewolves, or ghosts, due to the efforts of one Adam Jacobs. These are their stories. [OCs, Becoming Human trio; R]

Unforgivables: half-fanfic, half-fanmix about two powerful organizations of the Being Human world: "men in grey" and "men with sticks and rope". [Arthur, Colin Sparks, Anthony; G]

While the Fields Are Burning: A routine investigation of a vampire attack leads a man in grey to wonder about the victim’s motivations. [Maggie Cutler, Declan Pryce; G]

Title: “Passacaglia”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: New Caprica
Summary: Caprica Six arrives to New Caprica looking for the man she loves. What she finds is a ruin. [Gaius Baltar/Caprica Six]
Disclaimer: Battlestar Galactica belongs to Ronald D. Moore, Glen A. Larson and Sci-Fi.
A/N: for the prompt “BSG; Baltar/Six (any version); we won't know until we get there” by dune_master as prompted in this post.

( We won't know until it's too late )

Title: “Meant to Go ‘Round In Pairs”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Timeline: early Season 1
Summary: She makes him want to rise above what he is, but it’s not that easy. [Angel/Buffy]
Disclaimer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer belongs to Joss Whedon and Co. Title from “Summer Breeze” by Emiliana Torrini.
A/N: I actually dislike this pairing but I do love them as separate characters. I’ve been rewatching BtVS and this sort of came along.

It might have been a while...

Title: “One Door Swinging Closed”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Timeline: Episode 2x01, “A Scandal in Belgravia”
Summary: Love is a heart condition and Sherlock is perfectly healthy, thank you very much. [Sherlock/Irene]
Disclaimer: Sherlock belongs to BBC, Steven Moffat, Mark Gatiss & Co. And Arthur Conan Doyle of course. Title from “Holding On and Letting Go” by Ross Copperman.
A/N: Because I have a tremendous writer’s block. And because I find that “I took your pulse” moment sexy as hell. And I’m not even sure I ship them.

it's everything you wanted, it's everything you don't...

Title: “The Last of the Noble Kind”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: G
Timeline: indefinitely post-End of Time
Summary: There were three of them once. They shared four hearts and they saved the universe. [Doctor, Donna, Human Doctor; mentions of 10.5/Rose, Shaun/Donna]
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to the BBC. And I’m… not the BBC. Too bad.
A/N: This is very choppy, very weird and very much for heltja. Because you’re awesome.

If it's all gone, then it's all gone...

Title: “Pour la galerie”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: post-series 3 [spoilers for all aired episodes]; loose sequel to After the Fires.
Summary: Merlin gets himself a stalker. Arthur pays the price. [Arthur & Merlin bromance/pre-slash/whatever they have in canon; hints of Merlin/semi-OFC]
Disclaimer: Merlin belongs to Shine and BBC. The Sword in the Stone belongs to T. H. White & Disney.
A/N: I’ve recently rewatched Disney’s The Sword in the Stone… and the crazy awesomeness of a certain lovely lady inspired me to write this piece of weirdness. I do realise it has sort of a Lila/Dexter vibe in places. Ahem.
Dedication: For e.nara who is all kinds of awesome and generates as many insane ideas as I do, because YES!

( You can't fly, can you? )

Title: “Sengoku BASARA NC-27”
Author: Shaitanah and Satalex
Rating: nah, still kinda like PG but with moar hints!
Summary: 27 mini-drabbles, 27 words each, from gen to crack, from het to slash, celebrating the insanity that is Basara. Batch # 3. This time, more sexed-up!
Disclaimer: Sengoku BASARA belongs to Capcom, Production I.G. and whatnot.
A/N: We threw in a bit more history, a bit more sex, and a bit more Oda. A frightening combo, isn’t it?

Mouri! I want your liver!

Title: “It’s a Sure Shot, Honey”
Author: Shaitanah
Rating: PG
Timeline: pre-manga [SPOILERS for the current arc, 498–onwards]
Summary: The less heroic snippets of the two heroes’ life together. [Minato/Kushina]
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Kishimoto Masashi. Title from Sex Never Goes Out Of Fashion by Garbage.
A/N: For once I wasn’t late writing it, but I am late posting it. XDD I wrote it before Chapter 501, but I don’t think the last segment conflicts with it. Also, this turned out more like a series of fragments, and they can be read separately and out of order, I suppose.
Dedication: Happy sliiightly belated Birthday, Magi! <333 Hope you’ll enjoy this!

It's a sure shot, honey